Thirty- something speaks
What's a hooker, Daddy?
      For some reason my nine- year- old daughter said the word "hooker" the other day. I'm not exactly sure why she said it. She may have been describing the way she pinned something to her book bag, or she was calling one of her friends a hooker because this particular friend liked to hook ...
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Witness with an active imagination
      A convenience store is robbed a dozen times in less than five months. The robberies usually occur after 10 pm, and there are usually no customers in the store. Bernard, the clerk, calls police immediately. He gives a detailed description of the suspect. So far, there've been no arrest...
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It's not a criticism, it's an observation.
Madison Avenue's influence
      Tide is offering a new laundry detergent spiked with lilacs and something else designed to calm emotions. The commercial introducing it suggests that couples who are fighting when they retire for the night will relax once they crawl between sheets washed with the new Tide.
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Epic Movie
is NOT a family film
      Incorrectly rated DaVinci Code , Magneto being knocked out by a cauldron, and a nancy pants Superman. I counted a total of 18 movies that were spoofed including: Narnia , Harry Potter , American Pie ,
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