I now pronounce you... TOTALLY EXHAUSTED!
By Anne-Kathryn Bultman Anne@TheColumbiaStar.com

Girl and Boy are beginning to wonder if the big day is ever going to come. Boy feels like he's been engaged for centuries, while Girl feels like she's been making wedding plans since the beginning of time.

Girl and Boy try to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but the big, old florist seems to be blocking their view.

Girl knows that the final stretch of the engagement will be the hardest. According to the calendar, there really aren't too many days left until the big day, but for some reason these seem like the longest days of Girl's life.

Girl and Boy don't have a single weekend free until after they get back from their honeymoon. The idea of relaxing on a Saturday after a long week at work is nothing more than a figment of Girl's imagination.

Girl has to go to

another dress fitting. Putting the wedding dress on yet again isn't as exciting as it may seem, especially when it's 100 degrees outside. Standing in front of a mirror while someone sticks one thousand tiny pins into that big dress isn't Girl's idea of a good time.

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Boy has to get fitted for his tuxedo. (Yeah, that's about all Boy has to do.)

Girl has to make the final decisions about the flowers, food at the reception, how many children she's going to have, and the names of each of those children.

Even though Boy doesn't have quite as many things to worry about as Girl, they are still counting down each and every day.

Boy and Girl are still happy to be getting married, but realize their engagement is taking forever.

The big day will come and go so fast, but then it will be time for everyone to ask Boy and Girl when they are going to have a baby.

Girl didn't think this through when she was little and dreamed about planning her wedding.