Thirty-something speaks
Priorities change as ear hair grows
Mike Maddock
      When I was growing up my dad once said, "If you see me in black socks and sandals on the beach one day, shoot me." Years later, after I was grown and he was a granddad, he changed his tune a little and said, "If you see me in black socks and sandals on the beach, pat me on the back and congratula...
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One, two, three- BOOM!
      Officers Derrell and George get a "domestic" call at a familiar address. It's the residence of Libby and Fester- a couple with "the worst marriage in recorded history," according to Officer Derrell. When the officers arrive at the house, Libby is already locked in the bedroom, and Fester is in th...
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It's not a criticism, it's an observation.
Fashion police save us from baggy pants
Mike Cox
      The Hi Def TV in the auto repair waiting room was on CNN. The story was about the fashion police in Louisiana. A recent law was passed to save the youth of today from themselves by outlawing sagging pants. Five people have been arrested for wearing their pants in an improper and unlawful manner. I...
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Nuf Sed
Duct tape, the answer to all
      This fire hydrant at the corner of Wheat and King has been dripping for almost two years...Your tax dollars at work.
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