I now pronounce you... TOTALLY EXHAUSTED!
Part 27: Brides can't have their cake and eat it too
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Boy and Girl have gotten some great and some less desirable advice during their engagement. But the one thing Boy and Girl are constantly reminded of is they won't get to eat any of the expensive food at the reception.

Boy says he will simply stop mid- conversation and head to the beef tenderloin, fix himself a sandwich, and chow down. Girl expects one of her bridesmaids to interrupt while Girl is talking to someone she doesn't even know and force- feed her some cheese and fruit. But, no matter what, chances are the newly weds will be the only two people not eating at the reception.

Girl learned of a bride who had every last detail planned to perfection. She was heading down the aisle looking fabulous. The preacher began to speak, and the bride began to sway. All of a sudden, she falls flat, the bouquet goes flying, and the groom tries to catch her, but gets her veil instead ripping it from her two- hour, $200 hairdo. Forty five minutes later the disheveled bride and groom repeated their vows.

Another story told was the altar boy was standing at the altar about to light the last candle when he keels over. He knocks the candles over and soon the flames are out of control. The groom has no choice but to remove his tuxedo jacket and beat out the flames. Meanwhile, the guests ran out. This couple also said their vows but in a smoke- filled church with few guests and a groom without a jacket.

Guests be warned... Boy might turn into Groomzilla if anyone stands between him and the beef tenderloin. And don't gossip about the icing on the bride's mouth when she dances the first dance with Boy.