Thirty-something speaks
Tis the season to get trampled
Mike Maddock
      I heard some lady went to a Wal-Mart at 3 am last Friday morning just to be first in line when the store opened its doors at 6 am to kick off the holiday shopping season. This lady apparently did not realize the problem with being first in line is a lot of people are behind you.
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It's not a criticism, it's an observation.
Thanks for nothing
Mike Cox
      Kim Kardashian is in the December issue of Playboy. While the lovely Kardashian is well suited for what the magazine paid her for, she is a little Pulnauysbuoayl.
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Swimming after dark can be dangerous
      Two evil- looking dudes are checking cars in the parking lot of a convention center near the Tamiami Trail in Dade County, Florida. This property is under the jurisdiction of the Seminole Indians who also police the area. Just as the two thieves pull a laptop computer out of one of the cars, a tr...
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