Thirty-something speaks
When did Homer Simpson join my peer group?
Mike Maddock
      Whoever said men age better than women has not been to a high school reunion lately. I went with my wife to her 20th reunion this past weekend, and I felt like I was in a Rogaine commercial or an episode of the Biggest Loser. The vast majority of men in this class of 1987 had not aged well. The wo...
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It's not a criticism, it's an observation.
I just don't get it
Mike Cox
      I was waiting for my customer to get off the phone. Three people were just outside his office talking about germs. One lady carried an antiseptic wipe with her and bathed everything she could with disinfectant. My customer had a cold, and she was afraid of catching it.
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Don't call the old lady Grandma
      Dexter walks into the convenience store late one night. He hangs around the drink boxes in the back while three customers pay for purchases and leave. Faye, a 67- year- old assistant manager, is the only other person in the store. Dexter walks to the check- out, and puts a Diet Coke on the counte...
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True love
      He will be our friend for always and always and always. - Rudyard Kipling
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