Thirty-something speaks
Where are my keys?
Mike Maddock
      Why do both my home phones have a locator but my keys do not? Phones ring. If someone calls me, I'm eventually going to find that phone no matter how well it's hidden. If I have to make a call, I can grab the other phone or use a cell phone.
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It's not a criticism, it's an observation.
TV- ridiculously young
Mike Cox
      Have you seen the new Viagra commercial on television? The ad features a man coming home from work each boring day in his boring compact meeting his bored wife who doesn't even look up to acknowledge his arrival. Magically, after he starts taking the drug and becomes enhanced, he drives up on a H...
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Fighting for what's mine
      One day last month Brenda Garcia was gassing up her van at a service station in Santa Fe, New Mexico. A young guy walked up to her while she was pumping gas and asked for money. According to ABC- TV 13 News in Houston, the woman told the kid, "Sorry, I spent all my spare change on gas." That didn...
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