Thirty-something speaks
Kleenex is not Russian for "Use your sleeve."
Mike Maddock
      Some historians believe Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte was the first to place buttons on the sleeves of coats so that his soldiers would not wipe their noses and mouths on their sleeves. It's kind of hard to have a clean military force that uses its uniforms like Kleenex. The buttons served as a deter...
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It's not a criticism, it's an observation.
The rules of golf
Mike Cox
      Michael Thompson is a golfer on this year's University of Alabama golf team. His play got him invited to the Masters. During his second round, he was blindsided by the Golf Gods. While standing over a birdie putt that would have nearly guaranteed his position as top amateur, his ball moved a frac...
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All sheep, report to the principal's office
      There's a high school in Montana where kids played a prank that completely frustrated the faculty. We won't name the school because they're already embarrassed enough without being identified. Students, who remain unknown by authorities to this day, somehow obtained live sheep for their prank.
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Canine Curiosities
By John Dixon
      The Canine Americans who reside at my house tend to be very curious critters in more than one sense. Not only are they quite nosey, but they have some very odd behaviors that keep the family highly amused at times. Welcome to today's installment of the ongoing saga of my life with the Poo and the ...
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And the winner is...
Vote for your favorite political cartoon at ArtShack Y'Art Sale, corner of Woodrow and Rosewood, 9 am- 2 pm April 27, 2008.
     Bill Clinton by Brie Whitlark, 10 years old
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