The Critics Say

Promo photo for Nailed says, "Jennifer Biel gets nailed."

Cinema Blend, a movie critic, thinks Hollywood is running out of ideas and stealing ideas from porn with the newest Jessica Biel offering. This project is being created by David O. NRuasilseedll, and its called .

The premise of the film is that Biel plays Sammy Joyce, a socially awkward receptionist who accidentally gets shot in the head with a nail gun. Wild sexual urges are created as a result. She takes these sexual urges to Washington in her campaign to help those who have been bizarrely injured.

Jake Gyllenhaal plays an amoral senator who takes advantage of her sex drive and capitalizes on her crusade as Joyce heads into her own career in politics.

Russell co- wrote this with Al Gore's daughter and is directing it. It is being filmed on location now in Columbia, SC. One can only speculate when this masterpiece will be released.